“Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!”
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz

“These things are damn fast!
[to prove it, he punches the accelerator and collides with a tree]
I'm all right!”

Steve Buscemi - Crazy Eyes

“- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Excuse me, uh, seventeen miles an hour?
- Tico: Fifteen.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: On the interstate. What are you doing, looking for a contact lens?”
Mark Hamill - Kenneth W. Dantley Jr.
Isaac Ruiz - Tico

“- Toby Wong: Let's go let's go!
- Malik Brody: We are going, this ain't the Batmobile!”
Mark Dacascos - Toby Wong
Kadeem Hardison - Malik Brody

“We just got lapped by an old lady in a walker.”
Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp