“I have to confess I've never let the children watch a hockey game. I have a theory that children imitate what they see on a TV screen. If they see violence, they'll become violent. If they see someone stick up a bank, they'll stick up a bank. Heroin. You name it.”
Kathryn Walker - Anita McCambridge

“Yes, I know a stalker died! It had to happen sooner or later! Well, it is a contact sport, okay? You want ratings. You want people in front of the television instead of picket lines. Well, you're not gonna get that with re-runs of Gilligan's Island.”

Richard Dawson - Damon Killian

“- Inspector Dave Toschi: Hey, how do we know that this lead is real?
- Inspector William Armstrong: It's very real. How do I know? Because I saw it on TV.”
Mark Ruffalo - Inspector David Toschi
Anthony Edwards - Inspector William Armstrong

“Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!”
Willem Dafoe - Paul Smecker

“You gotta mix a little reality in with your imagination to achieve happiness in your life. And you've gotta overcome your programming - which in your case is a thirty-year-old television show.”
William Shatner - Bill