“Better be careful kid, one false move and you'll cut your balls off.”

Matt Adler - Chris

“Caution is for popinjays and cockatoos!”
Danny Kaye - Hubert Hawkins

“Everything has been pretty easy since I've learned how to be careful. People are the hardest thing.”
John Amplas - Martin

“Each would have an epitaph. He died for his country because he didn't fucking listen!”

Gregory Hines - Colonel Jim McQuade

“You drive like old people make love.”
Cher - Mrs. Flax