“- Lord Arthur Goring: I am glad you have called. I am going to give you some advice.
- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: Oh pray, don't. One should never give a woman something that she can't wear in the evening.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley

Sorry, I've never been on “Oprah”.
Lela Rochon - Robin Stokes

“You can't ask for advice about the woman you're trying to hose from the woman you're trying to hose!”
Cheech Marin - Romeo Posar

“You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to them.”
Sean Penn - Danny McGavin

- Sidney Deane: Billy, I have four words for you: "Listen to the Woman".
- Billy Hoyle: What the hell does that mean, "Listen to the woman"? I tried to listen to the woman and you're the one who talked me out of it.
- Sidney Deane: Wait a minute. I didn't talk you out of anything. I presented you with an option and you took it.
Wesley Snipes - Sidney Deane
Woody Harrelson - Billy Hoyle