“- Carol Brander:You have her picture on her wall?
- Chris Brander: Yeah. I slapped the ham to it like an hourago!
- Carol Brander: What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?”
Julie Hagerty - Carol Brander
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Alex Gardner: Sounds like you disapprove.
- Doctor Paul Novotny: You're damn right I disapprove! You've got tremendous gifts, and you've chosen to piss them all away.”

Dennis Quaid - Alex Gardner
Max von Sydow - Doctor Paul Novotny

“Don't screw up the best thing in your life just because you're a little unsure about who you are.”
Jeremy Piven - Arnie

“- The Doctor: You want dominion over the living, but all you do is kill!
- The Master: Life is wasted on the living!”
Paul McGann - The Doctor
Eric Roberts - The Master

“What's your point? There's always something that gives me false hope? That I'm wasting my life?”

Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky