“If you work without a shirt on and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

- Professor Eggstrum: Dallas, when a person doesn't have less on, they have...?
- Dallas: "More on"?
- Professor Eggstrum: Exactly.
George Furth - Professor Eggstrum
Michael Beck - Dallas

“- Ruby Roundhouse: Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
- Professor Shelly Oberon: I once wore a bikini to school.”
Karen Gillan - Martha
Jack Black - Bethany

“Some guys wanted to take me to a topless bar. I didn't want to go but I ended up going, cause you guys will back me up on this, you've seen one woman nekid... you wanna see the rest of them nekid!”
Ron White - Ron White

“- CW Briggs: There's a deck of cards with naked women on it.
- Laura Kensington: Let me guess, you use it to play solitaire.
- CW Briggs: I used to date the six of spades.”
Woody Allen - CW Briggs
Charlize Theron - Laura Kensington