“If your ass wasn't so big, you wouldn't need all that fuckin' seat room! Bitch needs to be on a diet. You know the TV's gonna put 10 lbs on your big ass?”

Wendy Raquel Robinson - Starletta

“- Wilbur Turnblad: This is America, babe, you gotta think big to be big.
- Edna Turnblad: Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur.”

Christopher Walken - Wilbur Turnblad
John Travolta - Edna Turnblad

“- Bobo: You're the one who's fat!
- L'il Debbull: Not as fat as you!”
Dan Aykroyd - Bobo
John Daveikis - L'il Debbull

“- Dutch Dooley: Doyle, switch cots with me, mine won't hold me.
- Doyle Standish : How do you know it'll hold me?
- Dutch Dooley: Because I'm 15,000 cheeseburgers ahead of you in life.”
Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
Ethan Embry - Doyle Standish

“- George Swanson: Hey guys, how do I look?
- Alex Cutter: Hey, you look like a fat man on a horse, Georgie.”

Arthur Rosenberg - George Swanson
John Heard - Alex Cutter