“I'm sorry, but my mother always said if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.”
Julie Kavner - Marge Simpson

“- Nick Arden: The moment I saw you I knew...
- Ellen Wagstaff Arden: I bet you say that to all your wives.”
Cary Grant - Nick Arden
Irene Dunne - Ellen Wagstaff Arden

“- Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafkaesque experience.
- Alvy Singer: Thank you.
- Pam: It's a compliment.”
Shelley Duvall - Pam
Woody Allen - Alwy Singer

“Hey, your mom has a pretty good arm! I ain't seen the floater pitch since Scuffy McGee!”
Daniel Stern - Brickma

“- Stacey: You think my sister is a hoe or somethin'? You think she a fuckin' toy?
- Young Mike: Naw, man I think she’s purdy!”
De'aundre Bonds - Stacey
Sean Nelson - Young Mike