- Drew Baylor: I'm gonna have to call you back.
- Heather Baylor: Okay, just dial "hell" and I'll answer.
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor
Judy Greer - Heather Baylor

“I ask you what is it worth when we have undeniable truth...yes! Incontrovertible evidence that Hell exists! I know! I know my friends! I have been informed in visions that there is a place darker than any prison, hotter than any flame of human fire, where souls of unrepentant criminal sinners like yourselves!”
Michael Gover - Prison Chaplain

“Now shall you deal with me, o Prince, and all the powers of hell!”
Eleanor Audley - Maleficent

“You were expecting physical danger? What could it do, kill you? No, in hell there's real danger of losing your mind.”
Max von Sydow - The Tracker

“I found you in hell. Don't you think I could find you in Jersey?”
Robin Williams - Chris Nielsen