“- Jacob the Tiger: Have you ever done this operation before?
- Dr. John Dolittle: Yeah, once in medical school. But it was to a cadaver. But my professor told me I did such a good job that, had my patient not been dead, he would've lived.
- Jacob the Tiger: Very comforting, doc.”

Albert Brooks - Jacob the Tiger
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle

“All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat 'The Legend of Zelda' before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.”
Joel David Moore - J.P.

“There ain't nothing I can't do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough.”
Alexander Ludwig - Shane Patton

“I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice.”

Sydney Greenstreet - Kasper Gutman

“- Alberta Marlow: I'm not so obsessed with money as you seem to be. I can do without it.
- Rick Leland: You stick around with me and you'll get plenty of practice.”
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland