“- Cooper Harris: What the hell is that?
- Jamie: It's a traveler's money belt. Frommer's says as long as you have one of these, no one can rob you of anything.
- Scott Thomas: Except your dignity.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris
Michelle Trachtenberg - Jenny
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas

“I'm gonna be a missionary. You know, like, uh, traveling around the world killing people for money.”
Joe Rea - Spike

“And in the words of my beloved mother: I'm taking the money and moving to a warmer climate.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Cliff Vandercave

“If I cannot send your payment, how on earth do you expect to transport an entire castle across the sea? The number of stamps alone is mind boggling!”
Peter O'Toole - Peter Plunkett

“- Clark Griswold: We could leave her here and the first phone we pass, we could call your Cousin Normie and he could come and get her, I guess.
- Ellen Griswold: That is the meanest, coldest...
- Clark Griswold: Well what do you want me to do? Call Federal Express?”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold