“- Torrance Shipman: Will Advanced Chem get you off my back?
- Christine Shipman Not completely, but it'll help.
- Torrance Shipman: Done.You know, mothers have killed to get their daughters on squads.
- Christine Shipman: That mother didn't kill anybody. She hired a hit man.”

Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman
Sherry Hursey - Christine Shipman

“Gym Teacher-Tell you what, Simpson: I won't fail you if you join one of those peewee teams outside the school.
Lisa-You mean those leagues where parents push their kids into vicious competition to compensate for their own failed dreams of glory?”
Tress MacNeille - Gym Teacher
Yeardley Smith - Lisa Simpson

“Failing classes is not the only way to get attention from your parents. A lot of girls, when they're having a bad time at home, just go slutty.”
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“I had been accepted to film school, but my parents couldn't afford it, and yet they made too much money for me to get a scholarship.”
Ryan Murphy

“- Mum: But you've not been to school all week, son.
- Alex: Got to rest, mum. Got to get fit. Otherwise I'm liable to miss a lot more school.”
Sheila Raynor - Mum
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)