- Jackie: I just don't believe it. I refuse.
- Charles W. Grimes: My assistant now used to say "truth is less fun than fiction".
- Jackie: Terry would never do that!
- Claire Kubik: Oh, you're screwin' him so you know him?
- Jackie: Excuse me, Mrs Ron Chapman!
Amanda Peet - Jackie
Morgan Freeman - Charles W. Grimes
Ashley Judd - Claire Kubik

“If you go looking for the truth, get the whole thing. It’s like a good fuck. Half is worse than none at all.”
Thandiwe Newton - Maeve Millay

“It is not going well! This is what comes of telling the truth, or even part of it. You know, getting what you deserve is totally unfair.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“Get it, got it, doubt it.”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.”
Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves