“You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.”
Matthew Broderick - Ferris Bueller

- Longfellow Deeds: My school nurse was so mean, every time I'd tell her I had a tummy ache, she'd send me back to my class and say: "stop whining".
- Babe Bennett: But that's awful!
- Longfellow Deeds: Well, I said it every day.
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds
Winona Ryder - Babe Bennett

“- P.E. Teacher: Now you are gonna complete these sprints, because if you don't, you fail. And if you fail gym, you'll never get into college.
- Josie Geller: You guys are still telling that lie?”
Jennifer Parsons - P.E. Teacher
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“- Mum: But you've not been to school all week, son.
- Alex: Got to rest, mum. Got to get fit. Otherwise I'm liable to miss a lot more school.”
Sheila Raynor - Mum
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Silas P. Silas: Those look like they're still in high school, yo.
- Jamal King: If there's grass on the infield, play ball!”
Method Man - Silas P. Silas
Redman - Jamal King