“Minimumwage for a maximum loser!”
Alexandra Holden - Lulu

“I gotta go to the John, I'll be right back. Gonna introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake!”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“Wait a minute. No way! Wait a hot shittin minute. Rule 1: no relative of mine is going to eat hot dogs as long as he is sharing my cabin.”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“- Tony Manero: [bringing a can of paint to a customer] Okay, how much painting you planning on doing?
- Paint Store Customer: After these two rooms, I wouldn't paint my wife's ass purple.
- Tony Manero: What color is it now?
- Paint Store Customer: [offended] You wanna know what color my wife's ass is?”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Robert Costanzo - Paint Store Customer

“I don't know what they taught you in France, but 'rude' and 'interesting' are not the same things.”
Meg Ryan - Kate