“I don't know what's worse, church or jail?”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode

“- Danny Ocean: They tell me I paid my debt to society.
- Tess Ocean: [sarcastically] Funny, I never got a check.”

George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean

“Well, I guess you can't break out of prison and into society in the same week.”
John Wayne - The Ringo Kid

“- Hannah Wald: Technically I don't think I'm a virgin anymore. This past summer at church camp I think I had my first orgasm.
- Kansas Hill: Any sentence that starts with church camp ain't leading to the big O.”
Rachel Blanchard - Hannah Wald
Mena Suvari - Kansas Hill

“- Rufus: I'm telling you, man, this ceremony is a big mistake.
- Cardinal Glick: The Catholic Church does not make mistakes.
- Rufus: Please. What about the Church's silentconsent to the slavetrade?
- Bethany: And its platform of noninvolvement during the Holocaust?
- Cardinal Glick: All right, mistakes were made.”
Chris Rock - Rufus
George Carlin - Cardinal Glick
Linda Fiorentino - Rufus