“Why? Why would God choose an obscenechild to be His instrument? It was not to be believed! This piece had to be an accident. It had to be!”

F. Murray Abraham - Antonio Salieri

“I had enough bad luck to keep me laughin' the rest of my life. Sat in that jail. I sat in that jail ’til I nearby done rot to death. I know what it’s like, Ms. Celie, to wanna go somewhere and can’t.”
Oprah Winfrey - Sofia

“You don't have the sense God gave a doughnut, do you?”
Scott Glenn - Jack Buggit

“- Psychiatrist: I'm sorry, I don't speak German.
- Depressed German: The nipples of mother fortune have run dry...”

Dave Foley - Psychiatrist

“Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it.”
Lady Chablis - Chablis Deveau