“- Fauna: Now, one tsp. Tsp?
- Merryweather: One teaspoon.
- Fauna: One teaspoon, of course!”
Barbara Jo Allen - Fauna
Barbara Luddy - Merryweather

“We shall now have tea and speak of absurdities.”
Philip Ahn - Third Uncle

“- Eddy: The entire British empire was built on cups of tea...
- Bacon: Yeah, and look what happened to that.
- Eddy: And if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.”
Nick Moran - Eddy
Daniel Greenberg - Bacon

“- Doctor: I've already missed tea, Mr. Albatross. Don't force me to take drastic measures. You must relax.
- Wilbur: Relax? I have never been more relaxed in my life! If I were any more relaxed, I'd be dead!”
Bernard Fox - Doctor

“- McKenzie: Would you like a cup of tea?
- Ben: No, no thank you. No, I'm here on a matter of justice.
- McKenzie: Oh, justice. Well I'm afraid that's a trifle more complex to serve you up than a cup of tea.”
Marlon Brando - McKenzie
Donald Sutherland - Ben