“- Sgt. Bledsoe: Now, you boys better talking some sense, or I'm gonna have to use the Florida lie detector.
- Buffy: What's a Florida lie detector?
- Sgt. Bledsoe: A Florida lie detector is a 300-pound white man... with a baseball bat.”
Don Hood - Sgt. Bledsoe
Darren Robinson - Buffy

“- Mollie Malloy: Aren't they inhuman?
- Hildy Johnson: I know. They're newspapermen.
- Mollie Malloy: All they've been doing is lying. All they've been doing is writing lies. Why won't they listen to me?”
Helen Mack - Mollie Malloy
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Kit Carson: What are you gonna do about it?
- Ape: Well, the first thing I'm gonna do is swear off lying.”

Jon Hall - Kit Carson
Ward Bond - Ape

“- Flo Addams: Maybe he won't wanna leave. He told me on a postcard he's in a grand hideout and having a swell time with his mental disorder.
- Little John Sarto: If he ever told you that on a postcard, maybe they ought to keep him in there.”

Ann Sothern - Flo Addams
Edward G. Robinson - Little John Sarto

“A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.”

Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy