“- John Matthewson: You people really live in your own world, don't you?
- Lt. Col. Conroy: Well, we don't have the luxury of living in yours.”
John Lithgow - John Mathewson
John Mahoney - Lt. Col. Conroy

“Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none.”
Mark Addy - Dave

“She's so beautiful. You don't get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she's smarter than you, 'cause you know she is. She's funny without ever being mean. I love her. God, I love her.”

Ansel Elgort - Gus

“You know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, and cut the legs out from under you the next!”

Will Smith - James West

“Here she is, boys. Her name's Dallas. She ain't as sweet as she looks. She stole everything from me. You gotta watch out, 'cause she'll do you twice as fast as you'd do her.”

Bruce Willis - Muddy Grimes