“I just think you should get married if you want to have some kids.”
John Corbett

“I do know it's important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.”
Ray Romano

“You wouldn't want to have children with three heads, would you? I mean, you wouldn't want to set up housekeeping in a padded cell. Oh, it would be bad.”

Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster

“- Danny: I would marry you tomorrow! I would have children with you, dozens and dozens of children!
- Taxi Driver: Let's hope they look like the mother.”

Jude Law - Danny
Don Pugsley - Taxi Driver

“- Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: You can't possibly marry me. I can't let that happen.
- Julian Grayraven: Is it that you don't love me?
- Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: No! It's not that, it's... bare with me. I'm cursed. I can't have children. I'm barren.”
Debbi Morgan - Mozelle Batiste Delacroix
Vondie Curtis-Hall - Julian Grayraven