“- Wiploc: Finland is here?
- Valerie: Finland? No, this is the Valley. Finland is the capital of Norway. Gawd, you guys surelearn fast.”
Jim Carrey - Wiploc
Geena Davis - Valerie

“- Carmichael: Is she turning out as well as you expected?
- Anthony Powell: She may have possibilities, but right now she's a rank amateur! About as emotional as a fish.”

Pierre Watkin - Carmichael
Adolphe Menjou - Anthony Powell

- Maggie: So, you're going to give me this "chance". What do I got to do?
- Bob: Learn, Maggie. Learn to speak properly; learn to stand up straight for a start. Then languages, computers, and so on. Do something to help your country for a change.
Bridget Fonda - Maggie
Gabriel Byrne - Bob

“I'm simply suggesting that should be given him a second chance. I'm sure he's going to learn a valuable lesson.”

Timothy Dalton - Simon Skinner

“All those things you see in your pajamas, are a long-range forecast for your farmers.”
Donny Osmond - Joseph