“- The Princess Centimillia: I'd marry Captain McGloo tomorrow, even with that name.
- J. D. Hackensacker III: And divorce him the next month.
- The Princess Centimillia: Nothing is permanent in this world.”
Mary Astor - The Princess Centimillia
Rudy Vallee - J.D. Hackensacker III

“- Alice Abbott: I'm married.
- Jacey Holt: I thought you were getting a divorce.
- Alice Abbott: I am, but it's not final yet.”
Joanna Going - Alice Abbott
Billy Crudup - Jacey Holt

“Seriously, why do people bother getting married, if they're just gonna divorce?”

Christopher Gray - Toby

“- Brenner: Did you ever marry, uh... Major what's-his-name with a gun?
- Sunhill: Yes, I did.
- Brenner: Oh... Congratulations. I'm extremely happy for you, Sarah. And I wish you both the best that life has to offer .
- Sunhill: I filed for divorce.
- Brenner: Good.”

John Travolta - Paul Brenner
Madeleine Stowe - Sara Sunhill

“I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it stuffed, mounted, and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin