“- Mary: Think soothing thoughts...rabid bats, black death, mummy's scorpion pie.
- Sanderson sisters: Mother.”
Kathy Najimy - Mary
Bette Midler - Winifred
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah

“You're not ashamed of me. You're really ashamed of yourself. Tell Lulu, easy on the chronic.”
Jodi Long - Korean Mother

“- Nate Johnson: Oh so I'm the bad guy? Because I wanted you to raise our kids.
- Dorothy Johnson: I can be a wife, a mother and pursue my career too, hey, my mother did it.
- Nate Johnson: Right ,yeah that's why the last time we saw your brother he was your sister.”
Cedric the Entertainer - Nate Johnson
Vanessa Williams - Dorothy Johnson

“Lionel, despite being deprived of his father at an early age, was blessed with an abundance of motherlove.”

Stuart Devenie - Father McGruder

“Your Dad's kind of a sad guy, your brother's kinda missing that thing, that thing that having a mom gives you, it's a lonely house you got if you don't mind me saying.”
Natalie Portman - Marty