“- Dr. Walter Jenning: I have disguised my true form, which would be considered... hideous and revolting, here.
- Beverly Switzler: Lucky for the people eating.”

Jeffrey Jones - Dr. Walter Jenning
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler

“See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this.”

Erica Beck - Pearl

“In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times.”
Peter Gallagher - Buddy Kane

“- Walter Burns: You've got the brain of a pancake. This isn't just a story you're covering - it's a revolution. This is the greatest yarn in journalism since Livingstone discovered Stanley.
- Hildy Johnson: It's the other way around.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“During the time he's lived here, Ramson has undoubtedly established another character for himself, perhaps several others, while by now, familiar to the people of La Morte Rouge and quite above suspicion. He could be almost anyone in the village.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes