“I love a woman who eats raw meat.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“- Terry, USGS Crew: I have great taste in women! When have I ever steered you wrong?
- Harry Dalton: What about Astrid?
- Terry, USGS Crew: What about Astrid? I thought the two of you would have a lot in common. She said she was into rocks.
- Harry Dalton: Crystals, Terry. Crystals. Not rocks. Crystals.”
Kirk Trutner - Terry Furlong
Pierce Brosnan - Harry Dalton

“- Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Women.
- Princess Yasmin: What kinds of women?
- Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: All kinds. Especially dark women with blue eyes and full red lips who smell like night-blooming jasmine, and taste like a warm mango.”

Roberto Benigni - Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli
Debrah Farentino - Princess Yasmin

“Well, I'm more the 'I-don't-mind-pushing-my-best-friend-into-but-I'm-scared-stiff-when-I-get-anywhere-close-to-it-myselfing' kind.”

Danny Kaye - Phil Davis

“What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?”
Eddie Murphy - Quick