“I'm a winemaker and a wine collector, so I usually just drinkwine. ”
Isiah Whitlock Jr.

“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”
W.C. Fields

“I don't drinkwine during the day. Not even a little. Otherwise, the rest of the day is an apology.”
Angie Dickinson

“- Frank Detorre: I feel a little fluey.
- Bob: You know what they say; starve a cold, drown the flu. Your body needs fluids now, lots of 'em.
- Frank Detorre: Is beer fluid?”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre
Chris Elliott - Bob

“- Dede Truitt: I'd like a Long Island iced tea, please.
- Bill Truitt: Is that a good idea, for the baby?
- Dede Truitt: Oh, please. This baby owes its life to Long Island iced teas, if you know what I mean.”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt
Martin Donovan - Bill Truitt