“A name is directly related to someone's sexual attractiveness.”
Ione Skye - Frankie

“- Isabel Fuentes: Alex, this is Chuy.
- Alex Whitman: Chuy, hi. I'm Luke Skywalker.”
Salma Hayek - Isabel Fuentes Whitman
Matthew Perry - Alex Whitman

“Apollo Creed vs. the Italian Stallion. Sounds like a damn monster movie.”
Carl Weathers - Apollo

“- Ivan Checkov: I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now.
- Murphy: Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.”

Scott Griffith - Ivan Checkov
Norman Reedus - Murphy MacManus

“- Milton: Did Cotton's death have anything to do with this movie?
- Detective Wallace: He was making a movie called Stab... he was stabbed.”
Lance Henriksen - John Milton
Josh Pais - Wallace