“- Archie Gates: Specifically, the worst thing about a gunshot wound, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis.
- Chief Elgin: Infection of the blood...
- Archie Gates: That's right. Say a bullet tears into your gut. It creates a cavity in the dead tissue. That cavity fills up with bile, and bacteria, and you're fucked.”
George Clooney - Archie Gates
Ice Cube - Chief Elgin

“When I had my ulcers, I was farting razor blades.”
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“- E.R. Nurse: Patient complains of knife in head.
- FH: Stabbing headache?”
Yvette Mercedes - E.R. Nurse
Billy Crudup - FH

“- Robert Crosbie: I'll do whatever you think is right.
- Howard Joyce: I don't think it's right, but I think it's expedient.”
Herbert Marshall - Robert Crosbie
James Stephenson - Howard Joyce

“- Huge Turk: I'm troubled with insomnia.
- The Great Man: Oh, insomnia! I know a good cure for it. Get plenty of sleep.”
Jack "Tiny" Lipson - Huge Turk
W.C. Fields - The Great Man