“- Brennan Huff: I remember my first beer.
- Dale Doback: That's so funny, the first time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

“Miss Finncannon. It's a pleasure to meet you. I hope you and Uglyhere find every happiness together.”
Brad Pitt - Tristan Ludlow

“You are a footnote.”

Lily Tomlin - Elle Reid

“Always hard to find, like love, Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant…”
Danny DeVito - Chesterfield

“Angelica-Admit it, Jack. You still love me.
Jack Sparrow-If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Penelope Cruz - Angelica