“Believe me, Bonnie. You are gonna wake up tomorrow morning with a sigh of relief because I'm not there.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

- Ernie: Come on Bert, what kind of movie has a sad ending?
- Bert: "Titanic". "Titanic" had a sad ending.
Steve Whitmire - Ernie
Frank Oz - Bert

“- Grim Reaper: I have come for you.
- Geoffrey: You mean to…
- Grim Reaper: Take you away. That is my purpose. I am Death.
- Geoffrey: Well that's cast rather a gloom over the evening hasn't it?”
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper
John Marwood Cleese - Geoffrey

“Everything ends eventually. So why sit around and wait for it to happen.”
Kristin Chenoweth - Aunt Susan

“I left a can of Spam in your refrigerator... I hope your Brewers Yeast doesn't take it personally.”

Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan