“If your manner of speech is in any way a reflection of what goes on inside your head, you are lucky you can tie your shoes.”
Meg Ryan - Bonnie

“Every time I talk to you, I get more confused. I like you just fine when you're not around.”

Debra Winger - Suzy DeSoto

“Let's kick some names and take some ass!”
Allen Covert - Walter

“Don't stand there gawping! Like you've never seen the hand o' God before!”
Graham Arthur Chapman - General

There is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there's an “I” in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team.
Simon Pegg - Shaun