“I'm only gonna say this once. I'm a special officer. You have to get me to the corner of 83rd and Aviation in 10 minutes... otherwise, two wonderful people that I know are gonna die.”

John Candy - Frank Dooley

“- Judy Neutron: I don't care how advanced they say they are. If your father and I haven't met them, they're strangers. Right, Hugh?
- Hugh Neutron: Yeah, well, except for policemen. They're there to help you.”

Megan Cavanagh - Judy Neutron
Mark DeCarlo - Hugh Neutron

“- Leah: So you can't protect me?
- Detective Hansen: I'm doing everything I can within the law.
- Leah: I want my life back and I'm not just going to roll over.”
Sanaa Lathan - Leah
Holt McCallany - Detective Hansen

“- Louis Riel: Blood will run like water.
- Jacques Corbeau: You won't notice it much. The mounted police wear red coats.”
Francis McDonald - Louis Riel
George Bancroft - Jacques Corbeau

“Don't fight any cops, Muggs. I think they got the law on their side.”

Huntz Hall - Limpy