“- Brian Hope: Let me try and summarize this: god is his son. And his son is god. But his son moonlights as a holyghost, a holy spirit, and a dove. And they all send each other, even though they're all one and the same thing.
- Charlie McManus: You've got it. You really could be a nun!”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

I'm all for believing whatever it is that you want to believe; but you say "religion" and I'm thinking Da Vinci's "Last Supper". Jesus looks sad, the apostles look miserable. I don't want to go to their party. Shouldn't religion be more like "Dogs Playing Poker"?

Kandyse McClure - Sue Snell

“If you commit yourself to the love of Christ, then that is how you run a straight race.”
Ian Charleson - Eric Liddell

“It's weird that someone that studies rocks is really into Jesus.”
Greta Gerwig - Brooke

“- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: I can't believe he's gone.
- Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: I know, Luke. But it's true. He's gone. I mean, you saw him get beheaded. Nobody lives through that. Not for long anyway.”
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker
Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia