“- McBryde: Before we begin, I'd like to state what I believe to be a universal truth: the darker races are attracted to the fairer, but not vice-versa.
- Amritrao: Even when the lady is less attractive than the gentleman?”

Michael Culver - McBryde
Roshan Seth - Amritrao

“Caution is for popinjays and cockatoos!”
Danny Kaye - Hubert Hawkins

“Everything has been pretty easy since I've learned how to be careful. People are the hardest thing.”
John Amplas - Martin

“Each would have an epitaph. He died for his country because he didn't fucking listen!”

Gregory Hines - Colonel Jim McQuade

“You drive like old people make love.”
Cher - Mrs. Flax