“- Dickie Roberts: When I was your age, I did whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted.
- Sally Finney: See, that might be why you're such a mess now.”
David Spade - Dickie Roberts
Jenna Boyd - Sally Finney

“Gentlemen of the jury, don't let this country go to the devil. Free Jabez Stone. God bless the United States and the men who made her free.”

Edward Arnold - Daniel Webster

“It was an opportunity for me to defend America. The country which has given freedom to me and to my family. And it is an honor to fight for that freedom.”

Laz Alonso - Ramon Escobar

“I hate America. Nothing but a bunch of big ideas and stories and people dying, and then people like you. The white cracker who wrote the National Anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word free to a note so high nobody could reach it.”
Jeffrey Wright - Belize

“- Snake Plissken: Got a smoke?
- Cmdr. Malloy: The United States is a no-smoking nation. No smoking, no drinking, no drugs. No women - unless of course you're married. No guns, no foul language... no red meat.
- Snake Plissken: Land of the free.”
Kurt Russell - Snake Plissken
Stacy Keach - Cmdr. Malloy