“Oh, man. It's my mom. She looks pissed.”

Joshua Carter Jackson - Charlie Conway

Now, I'm going to go back inside and finish watching "Sleepless in Seattle". Nobody screw with me.
Tony Longo - Sensitive Moviegoer

“Never speak, on my behalf, about my business, again.”

Jennifer Lawrence - Joy

“- Mike Howell: So you erased my memories and you fucked with my head. And you left me here with a fake girlfriend.
- Victoria Lasseter: This isn't who you always were. The slow thinking, the inability to leave town. The phobias. We did that to protect you.
- Mike Howell: To protect me? Well, tell that to the guys who are trying to kill me.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Mike Howell
Connie Britton - Victoria Lasseter

“- Will Henry: I didn't mean to hurt you.
- Diane: No, I know. You're a good guy.
- Will Henry: Don't say that.
- Diane: What do you want me to say?
- Will Henry: I don't know. Shouldn't you get mad, slap me or something.”

Jemaine Clement - Will Henry
Regina Hall - Diane