“If I had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead.”
Moira Kelly - Donna Hayward

“Gentlemen, it's called education. It doesn't come off the side of a cigarette carton. it comes from our teachers, and more importantly our parents. It is the job of every parent to warn their children of all the dangers of the world, including cigarettes, so that one day when they get older they can choose for themselves.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“Smoking is part of the fun of being a kid. We just did some tests on some 9-year-olds. After a little puking, why, you couldn't drag 'em away from the stuff. You're only young once. Why not indulge, though, I always say.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

Millions of kids see this cartoon, it's like sending each one of them a pack of cigarettes and saying "light up".

Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard

“- Gomez Addams : Remember that fateful night?
- Uncle Fester Addams : Of course... Your first cigar!
- Gomez Addams : What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was five. Mother insisted.”
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester