“I would rather swallow razor blades than drink with you.”
Rachel Griffiths - Rhonda Epinstalk

“- Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
- Heidi: Do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?”
Luke Wilson - Mitch
Juliette Lewis - Heidi

“There's no room for honesty in a healthy relationship.”
Mark Ruffalo - Coles

- Monica Wright: Um, she's a hoe because she's sending her coochie through the mail! I mean, she's not saying "You're a nice guy, and I want to get to know you”. She's saying, "I wanna bone!”.
- Quincy McCall: At least she's honest.
- Monica Wright: Yeah... an honest tramp ass hoe!
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall

- Stephanie Kehoe: "It's complicated"? What kind of answer is that?
- Marisa Ventura: Honest.
- Stephanie Kehoe: The only thing complicated between me and him would be unhooking my bra strap.
- Marisa Ventura: Look, what am I supposed to do? Make his bed with me in it? Get real! He thinks I'm a guest, here.

Marissa Matrone - Stephanie Kehoe
Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura