“There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.”

Jason Flemyng - Tom

“- Inspector Mason: I want another autopsy on Fissue. And be very careful this time. It's possible he was murdered by some obscure drug that you might have overlooked.
- Coroner: I'm very sorry, Inspector. But I can't make another autopsy. Because the body was cremated yesterday.”
Alan Hale - Inspector Mason
John Dilson - Coroner

“- Kemper: We gotta call the cops.
- Morgan: Police officers, please, as you inspect a crime scene, which is now our van, please, ignore the colorful pinata, filled with marijuana, in case you happen to come across it, because it played no part, you know, whatsoever in the demise of this unfortunate, young woman.”

Eric Balfour - Kemper
Jonathan Tucker - Morgan

“You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- Deltoid: I've just come from the hospital! Your victim has died!
- Alex: You try to frighten me, admit so, sir. This is some new form of torture! Say it, Brother Sir.
- Deltoid: It'll be your own torture. I hope to God it'll torture you to madness!”
Aubrey Morris - Deltoid
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)