“The President wants to pass an amendment banning same-sex marriage. Anybody who's been married knows it's always the same sex!”
Christopher Walken - Jack Menken

“- Giovanni Bruni: Victoria Donato is my fiancée. In the sense that I am going to marry her.
- Casanova: Well, she never mentioned that.
- Giovanni Bruni: Of course she didn't. I haven't asked her yet.”
Charlie Cox - Giovanni Bruni
Heath Ledger - Casanova

“With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.”

Johnny Depp - Victor Van Dort

“- John Baker Jr: Will you marry me?
- Patty Vare: What?
- John Baker Jr: I know that sounds ridiculous to you, but I'm do it. I would I do anything for you...”
Lukas Haas - John Baker Jr
Winona Ryder - Patty Vare

“- Charlie Mackenzie: Marry me.
- Harriet Michaels: No.
- Charlie Mackenzie: Please?”
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels