“I'm beginning to see a glim of potential among you Earthlings. One word of advice: You'll never completely advance as a culture until you take care of your oceans. And do away with daytime talk-shows.”
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Martin

“The Earth belongs to the bullies who do not care how they get to the top, as long as they arrive.”
Sean Penn - Samuel J. Bicke

“The Children of Doom, Doom's children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power, they told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth. Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave!”
Mako - The Wizard

“I guess you already know that there are angels masquerading as people walking around this planet.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode

“- DistrictManager Zete: Does all of Earth look like this?
- Terl: Oh, I'm afraid so, sir.
- DistrictManager Zete: Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe.”
Michael MacRae - District Manager Zete
John Travolta - Terl