“- Mike Regan: Katie behave yourself! Do you want her to think you're unintelligent?
- Katie Mallory: I have to watch my I.Q. when I'm around her?”

James Craig - Mike Regan
Marsha Hunt - Katie Mallory

“- Emma Woodhouse: Was he handsome?
- Jane Fairfax: Many say he is.
- Emma Woodhouse: Was he agreeable?
- Jane Fairfax: He was in no way disagreeable.
- Emma Woodhouse: Was he a man of information?
- Jane Fairfax: All his statements seem correct.”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse
Polly Walker - Jane Fairfax

“You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body.”
Paul Hogan - Porter Ricks

“- Michael: Did you explain school to him?
- Elliott: How do you explain school to higher intelligence?
- Michael: Maybe he's not that smart. Maybe he's like a worker bee who only knows how to push buttons or something.”

Robert MacNaughton - Michael
Henry Thomas - Elliott

“Why don't you watch television or something? And keep it on cartoons, don't try to get smart!”
David Arquette - Gordon