“- Emma Woodhouse: Was he handsome?
- Jane Fairfax: Many say he is.
- Emma Woodhouse: Was he agreeable?
- Jane Fairfax: He was in no way disagreeable.
- Emma Woodhouse: Was he a man of information?
- Jane Fairfax: All his statements seem correct.”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse
Polly Walker - Jane Fairfax

“- Mike Regan: Katie behave yourself! Do you want her to think you're unintelligent?
- Katie Mallory: I have to watch my I.Q. when I'm around her?”

James Craig - Mike Regan
Marsha Hunt - Katie Mallory

“- Rita: You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?
- Joe Bowers: Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
- Rita: Now you know why he built that bomb.”
Maya Rudolph - Rita
Luke Wilson - Joe Bauers

“You appear intelligent, but when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.”
Ben Kingsley - Graydon

“You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were smart for a second.”
Daryl Mitchell - Tommy Webber