“- Shelly Stewart: I bought the car for you! It was only 300 grand! It was a gift!
- Morton Cushman: With my money you bought it! I bought me the gift!
- Shelly Stewart: Jesus, Morty, all I want is a lifestyle, y'know - with some ambiance and some classic eternal good taste!”

Sarah Jessica Parker - Shelly Stewart
Dan Hedaya - Morton Cushman

“You really think I would buy you a Porsche for your first car?”

Kevin Dunn - Ron Witwicky

- Jane: We know how much you loved Mom's car, so we're giving it to you.
- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: You're taking away my home and giving me a twenty year old car?
Virginia Madsen - Jane
Lili Taylor - Nell

“You know, Mick, just once I could go for like a sweater or some earrings... something that I could actually wear outside of this apartment?”

Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill

“- Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
- Ellen Griswold: Oh, we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
- Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold