“- Anthony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation: which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?
- Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?”
Anthony Robbins - Himself
Jack Black - Hal

“You can talk about my tits or my ass, but don't call me dumb.”
Linda Blair - Officer Sue Perman

“Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys.”
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“- Jennifer Tilly: Why doesn't anybody take me seriously?
- Chucky: Nice tits.
- Jennifer Tilly: Thank you.”
Jennifer Tilly - Herself
Brad Dourif - Chucky

“I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away? You're just not my type.”

Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman