“- Brian Hope: Let me try and summarize this: god is his son. And his son is god. But his son moonlights as a holyghost, a holy spirit, and a dove. And they all send each other, even though they're all one and the same thing. - Charlie McManus: You've got it. You really could be a nun!”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus
I'm all for believing whatever it is that you want to believe; but you say "religion" and I'm thinking Da Vinci's "Last Supper". Jesus looks sad, the apostles look miserable. I don't want to go to their party. Shouldn't religion be more like "Dogs Playing Poker"?
Kandyse McClure - Sue Snell
“Born-agains say I don't believe in Jesus, so I'll go to Hell. Jews say I do believe in Jesus, I'll go to Hell. Catholics say I don't believe in the pope, I'll go to Hell. So any way you look at it, I'm in the shit.”
Ben Mendelsohn - Malcolm Bench
“- Anne Stewart: I don't believe that the Holy Spirit is a dove. - Nicholas Stewart: I don't believe that either. - Anne Stewart: Doves are anything but holy. - Nicholas Stewart: They poo on the window.”
Alakina Mann - Anne Stewart
James Bentley - Nicholas Stewart
