“- Bobby Speed: Listen man. When I, Bobby Speed, promises his audience live music, he delivers.
- Sam: You'd better, turkey, or you'll be back at the supermarket announcin' specials!”
Ray Vitte - Bobby Speed
Al Fann - Sam

“- Lace Pennamin: I tried so hard not to love you.
- George Malley: How'd you make out?
- Lace Pennamin: Terrible.
- George Malley: Hey, would you, uh, love me the rest of my life?
- Lace Pennamin: No. I'm gonna love you for the rest of mine.”
Kyra Sedgwick - Lace Pennamin
John Travolta - George Malley

“Marriage is the promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally what I've never felt momentarily.”
Hugh Jackman - Leopold

“I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste.”
Jonathan Tucker - Matthew

“- Billy: Oh. I can't! I con't do it!
- Jessica: You always said you'd love me no matter what.
- Billy: Bu... I... you're a 30-year-old dude!
- Jessica: Just on the outside!”

Matthew Lawrence - Billy
Rob Schneider - Jessica