“- Kemper: I've never seen anybody die before.
- Morgan: Most people never do.”
Eric Balfour - Kemper
Jonathan Tucker - Morgan

“- Joe Devine: Have you actually seen a person die, watched them bleed to death, seen them take their last breath? I've seen that... many times.
- Steven Schats: Why have you seen that?
- Joe Devine: I used to produce music videos.”
Alec Baldwin - Joe Devine
Matthew Broderick - Steven Schats

“- Alan Dershowitz: Well, a priest is the ideal witness: it's like getting the word of God.
- Claus von Bülow: I checked. God is unavailable.”
Ron Silver - Alan Dershowitz
Jeremy Irons - Claus von Bülow

“- Casey Alexander: Not only do you have no witnesses, but everyone thinks you saved the President.
- Atteron: Exactly.”
Keith Vitali - Casey Alexander
Luke Askew - Atteron

“Never witness nuthin'. You live longer.”

Peter Riegert - Aldo