“- Softball Player: Hey, man, take it easy. It's just a cigarette.
- Hank Evans: Oh yeah? Well, this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around, it can leave one hell of a mess.”
Conrad Goode - Softball Player
Jim Carrey - Hank

“- Chick Boyle: You shouldn't smoke. It causes cancer of the lungs. Each one of those little cigarettes is a stick of death.
- Meg Magrath: That's what I like about it Chick, taking a drag off death. What power! What exhilaration!”
Tess Harper - Chick Boyle
Jessica Lange - Meg Magrath

“- Kidnapper: We want you to stop killing half a million people a year in the US. We don't want any money.
- Nick Naylor: Then what do you want? I'm all ears here.
- Kidnapper: What does any man want? The love of a woman? Crisp bacon? An average life span over eighty years?”
Jeff Witzke - Kidnapper
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“How 'bout a cigarette? Nothing like a good smoke when you miss your mom... Never too young to start...”

Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“- Sally Owens: You really should stop smoking so much.
- Gillian Owens: Why? I'll probably get life. I should smoke two at once. It'll shorten the sentence.”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens
Nicole Kidman - Gillian Owens