“It is discouraging to try to be a good neighbor in a bad neighborhood.”
William Castle

“Moronica must expand! We shall lend our neighbors a helping hand, we shall lend them two helping hands... and help ourselves to our neighbors!”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone

“We can't win the old ball game unless we have teamwork. And that's where every John Doe comes in. It's up to him to get together with his teammate. And your teammate, my friends, is the guy next door to you.”

Gary Cooper - John Doe

“- Tanya: We should get together soon.
- Roger Cobb: Absolutely!
- Tanya: We're neighbors. We shouldn't be strangers.
- Roger Cobb: I couldn't agree more at any other time.”
Mary Stavin - Tanya
William Katt - Roger Cobb

“- Jim Evers: Honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard.
- Sara Evers: Well, some people have swimming pools, others have private cemeteries. It can happen.”

Eddie Murphy - Jim Evers
Marsha Thomason - Sara Evers